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"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
~ Lee Majors
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
~ Al Gore
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
~ Socrates
"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
~ Mike Tyson
"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?"
~ George Clooney
"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
~ Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
~ George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years."
~ Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."
~ Michael Jordan
"I've had bad luck with all my wives.
The first one left me and the second one didn't..
The third gave me more children!"
~ Donald Trump
"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
~ Shaquille O'Neal
"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once..."
~ Kobe Bryant
"You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to."
~ David Hasselhoff
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met."
~ Alec Baldwin
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
~ Barack Obama
"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
~ Tommy Lee
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
~ Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ Jimmy Kimmel
